So I absolutely earned and deserved this sunburn.
Bad Guider! Bad!
(I have spent the last two days doing a canoeing course to get my certification so that I can take the girls canoeing at camp next Spring. It was a lot of fun. Much more fun, I must admit, than sitting in an office all day. How does one make the big bucks while spending all day messing about in boats? If anyone figures that out, do let me know.)