I'm sure she could beat me, too.
In triathlons, you have to write your age on the back of your calf
(along with writing your race number all over yourself) -- I figure
that's so you can be sure to know when the 60, 70, and 80-year-olds are
whizzing past you on their bikes (and they do, too).
I'm more of a "slow and steady" triathlete, you see. :)